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Showdown at High Midnight: Cowboy vs Ninja

The barn yard is dimly lit, the frosted side of the door railing gleams like the sparkle of an eye expectant of victory.  The silhoutte of a cowboy comes over toward me and says "Wait till you see what i do to that punk Lucho", as frosted smoke makes a serpentine shape as if ejecting from Cerrone's very own fired up soul.

Cerrone ofcourse talking about his upcoming bout with Anthony "Showtime" Pettis. A battle of Muay Thai stand up is about to go down at high midnight. Where the pale moon will replace the sun in this parallel wild west universe and laser optics will look to zero in on the target like a Zero Dark 30 Bin Landen raid.

Who will win? who knows and who really cares. This is one we fans must sit back, savour and enjoy, like a vintage Chilean wine. Cerrone, the tougher and more rugged of the two will look to bring the battle in close and grab the younger Pettis on the cage and impose the Muay Thai plum or clinch, were he can muscle and perhaps do a little trash talking to add to the assault.

The younger ninja like fighter, Pettis, will look to impose his faster and more creative reflexes, like off the cage kicks he used against Ben Henderson in the WEC swan song and capoeira influenced strikes. As every UFC fight he engages in from now on is fuelled by the memories of his deceased father. Truly a young buck on a mission.

This ones going to be a barn burner.

Glover Teixeira: All Business.

Enter: Ronda Boo Boo. :)

Bisping: Out for the Count.

How many Bispings can a Bisping count if a Bisping could count Bispings?

"Not too many since Micheal "The Count" Bisping was out for the mutha effing count yall. ah ah ah." As a gangster Sesame Street Count would say.

And what was up with Bispings douchebag toupe? or was that a dead rodent on top of his skull?
Dude has to find a better hairstylist. Im sure the gay ones in Rio can hook him up nicely. Wink wink.

Vitor set him up perfectly in letting Bisping get comfortable in the boxing in the first round. Then Bam. Head kick with a sprinkle of ground and pound. Thats a rap folks.

Britain's best isnt good enough for Latin America. At least not yet. A cerebral hot bed for all things combat sports, their southern mma allies appreciate their enthusiasm and research into the latest and most advanced mma training methods. Opening up a page of the U.K's Fighting Fit Magazine will give you an insight into their brilliant nutritional and excercise studies.

Although Bisping has great footwork, he still looks really awkward striking. Any strong and powerful striker like Hendo or Belfort knows that Bisping wont be able to handle his Sunday best. So all they do is lull Bisping to a false sense of security with other distractionary tactics, opening up his defence, much like gambit pieces in Chess, "sure take my Knight and my Queen", to get what really matters most, your opponents King.  

Check Mate.